Hello.
IDFK what this is best viewed on, my resolution is 1280x720 but I zoomed out to 80% on Firefox while working on the site so you do the math.
Warning for colorful flashing in a few small stamps at the bottom of the page. Not much, but it is intense, so just in case.
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And always remember...
Be careful who you trust. Srsly.